Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I just want nice things and good sex
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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