i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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