That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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