I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I have post one night stand depression
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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