yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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