My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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