Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Randomize
