Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
My breasts were aching with rage.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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