The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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