i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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