Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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