i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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