Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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