do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
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