who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Just high enough for therapy.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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