The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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