I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
