adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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