i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
The adults are the big ones right?
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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