First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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