The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
you will always have a special place in my vag
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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