it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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