WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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