I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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