you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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