I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
there was a trapeze. enough said
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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