So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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