It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
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