similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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