Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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