dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I would fuck him just for his dog
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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