bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Randomize