I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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