How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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