Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
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Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
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