sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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