nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
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