i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
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