you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
