You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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