There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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