Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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