saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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