It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
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