So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
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