she was so not down for the gang bang
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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