Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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