so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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