i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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