The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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