She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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