I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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