i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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