whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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