I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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