her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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