We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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